Sexy Santa and Razzle Dazzle

Well my friends it was a great night last night at AXIS for the Camp Sunrise Razzle Dazzle Benefit.  It was hosted by Virginia West and she was her usual funny outrageous self, she even ate a twinkie right on stage in the middle of her rendition of Pink’s “So What”. A few of the other performers was the charming Alexis Stevens, Maria Garrison and the Punasti’s Fancy and Pretty. The event was sponsored by Outlook Weekly, Bath and Body Works and Alexanders Jewelers.   Which one of the sponsors vacated their table 45 minutes into the show?  To be fair I have to be honest it was the Saturday before the Holiday and I think everyone may have been slightly over scheduled… I know I was.  I took my friend the Russian ”Fabulous Anna”  and her cutie Russian hottie husband Mark to the show and they really enjoyed the performers and had a great time.  I suppose I should qualify the “Fabulous Anna” moniker.  To begin with she is the daughter of a billionaire who made his money in oil and fertilizer, she is incredibly kind and beautiful and always looks amazing.  I encouraged her to dress casual to the benefit to fit in with everyone and this was the reply “I simply do not own anything casual“  so I said how about jeans?  and she again replied ” Jeans?  why would I wear those?  I am not a worker“.   Ok I guess that doesnt  quite give you a fair understanding  of her, its simply her graciousness in any situation and with whomever she meets.   Her outfit was as any gay man would proudly proclaim “fierce”, Bottega Veneta couture blouse, Versace black silk pants, Jimmy Choo metallic gold python 5 inch hells and clutch.  Ok now do you think she is fabulous?  The fun part of the show was that the drag queens really dug Mark and flirted with him the whole evening, and he was so completely cool about it.    I do wish my friends Alex and Yelena could have made it to the show though, they were missed.  I wanted it to be a fun evening for all of us.

So what are all my readers wanting for Christmas from Sexy Santa?  I hope my list was helpful to all of you looking for last minute items.  I always have really enjoyed the holiday season and for some reason this year it just seems so lackluster.  You got any ideas why let me know…..

Sexy Santa

Shopping online for underwear

Ride his board

I had just posted my last entry and decided I needed to order some underwear for Kyle while I was online.  I wondered over to http://aussiebum.com and Good Lord do they make great underwear and the ads are even better.

I am not a surfer, nor have even ever tried it.  I swim in the ocean and of course just splash around and joke with friends and stuff but now this shit makes me want to learn to surf.  I have included a picture or two to inspire all of us to surf, or to at least ride a longboard.

This is the kind of stuff us people in the cold heartland of America known as Ohio just dont get to experience.  The center of gay life here in Columbus is the Short North…and it just doesnt compare to the beaches of Australia and these boys…..got to love a boy with a nice longboard.

 

I did get some of the underwear and so did Kyle, now wonder if I can teach him to surf?

Wow...do I want to surf

Miss Peppermint Nationals 2008

Penny Tration
December 08, 2008

Last night was at AXIS to see the Miss Peppermint Nationals show hosted by the Fabulous Virginia and Nina West. The show was the typical AXIS production but Virginia really seemed to be on top of her game last night, very funny and really got the crowd involved. Luckily for all my close friends I never use their real names here in the blog but for everybody else thats fair game. The one and only Chris Hayes from Outlook Weekly was there taking pictures ( of course he got pictures of Kyle and Myself), but the people at his table were not very polite, very drunk and if the truth be told we were embarassed for him.  The people with him actually cussed at the two nice girls that were seated behind them and hit them continually as they drunk danced while the girls were performing.

Penny Tration (Show Director, Adonis, Cincinnati) was also there in the show and did a fantastic job and gave a few of the queens some schooling. The winner was Diamond Hunter who was really great and gave the performance of the night. What is the deal with(very cute out of Drag) Sandy Von Lipshitz? I may not have spelled the name correctly..that girl is not so good. One word for her…actually two “PLEASE STOP”  LOL I actually heard that from someone in the audience so I dont want to take credit for the 2 words comment, I just thought it was funny and made me laugh. At least it gave the 100+ people there a chance to get a drink or go to the bathroom. I really hate to be that mean but I am a little surprised someone has not been honest up to this point. Later Bitches….nothing but Goodness, Purity and Light.